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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Author: Groucho Marx
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Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I’m hoping that by the time I’m seventy I’ll straighten it out.
Author: Harold Robbins
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What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.
Author: Henry Fielding
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Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
Author: Henry Louis Mencken
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A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: ‘Because everything does.’
Author: Honor Tracy
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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
Author: Isabel Allende
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I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
Author: J. Edgar Hoover, attributed
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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Author: Jay Leno
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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
Author: Jay McInerney
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Author: John Barrymore
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Love’s mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
Author: John Donne, Extasy
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Out upon it, I have lov’d Three whole days together; And am like to love three more, If it prove fair weather.
Author: John Suckling
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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
Author: John Waters
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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
Author: Karl Kraus
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The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species.
Author: Leonardo da Vinci
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Author: Lily Tomlin
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Author: Louise Sammons
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It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
Author: Marge Piercy
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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
Author: Marlene Dietrich
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The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay.
Author: Martin Luther
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