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Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
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Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
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Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress
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Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.- Blake Clark
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Being in the hospital is a downer , but there is good in everything, you are being served breakfast in bed, Get Well Soon .- Anonymous
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Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde quotes
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Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!
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Brian Clough’s worse than the rain in Manchester. At least God stops that occasionally
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Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you”ll become happy; If you get a bad one, you”ll become a philosopher.
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By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.- Oscar Wilde
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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange.
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Can a guy named Nick have a ‘nick’name?
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Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
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Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
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Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
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Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
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Chamberlain seemed such a nice old gentleman that I thought I would give him my autograph.- Adolf Hitler
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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