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Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.- G. K. Chesterton
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Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.— Woody Allen
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Bohr’s famous statement ‘Your theory is crazy, but it isn’t crazy enough to be true’ was crazy, but it wasn’t crazy enough to be true.- John Alejandro King
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But when they offered this little situation for me to do this voice in this special segment, I found it so incredibly humorous that I said yes, and I enjoyed it. It was fun.
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Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.’ Unknown
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Engrave this quote in Our Store!- Robertson Davies
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Eventually I would like to touch all the genres. I would like to do some detective stories, and I want to do a Western. I would want to do humorous Westerns.
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.- Will Rogers
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.- William Thackeray
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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.- Erma Bombeck
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Humor is a universal language. Anonymous quotes
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?- Dick Clark
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Humor is everywhere, in that there’s irony in just about anything a human does.- Bill Nye
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Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
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Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life’s absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.- Lewis Mumford
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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
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