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I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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I said last night I only expected to see three men and his dog come along to this but once again this country has backed us. I remember having a few beers last night and then it all went a bit hazy. I passed out on the bedroom floor and the wife covered me with a dressing gown. I was even told I was in the room ten minutes before I even managed to speak! [2005 Ashes victory]
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I think my wife was having serious doubts about whether I was a footballer or not. At least I can show her a bit of proof.
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I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don’t want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.
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I was on MELROSE PLACE as Matt’s lover’s wife, and I think it was probably my worst acting ever because I got killed and … I don’t know if I had too much coffee or what, but I couldn’t keep my eyes from fluttering when they did the close-up of me dead on the floor
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I… chose my wife as she did her wedding-gown, not for a fine glossy surface, but such qualities as would wear well.
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If a politician isn’t doing it to his wife , then he’s doing it to his country.
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If courtesans and strumpets were to be prosecuted with as much rigor as some silly people would have it, what locks or bars would be sufficient to preserve the honor of our wives and daughters?
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If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she’d say ‘sign this then. Don’t worry it’s only a divorce. Au revoir’.
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If I was your wife Sir, I’d poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I’d let you!
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If people come to your window and talk to your wife every night, you can’t accept it without asking what is happening.
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If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers.
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If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag.
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If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
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If you wish to ruin yourself, marry a rich wife
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I’m happy in Madrid, my kids are happy and my wife is happy, so everything’s good. If anyone knows about contracts they take a while to sort out.
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I’m sorry to say my dear wife is a dreamer, and as she dreams she gets paler and leaner. Then be off to your Dream, with his fly-away hat, I stay with the girls who are happy and fat.
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