Collection of Old Beer Quotes

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I find the only thing that really stands up, better than gambling, better than booze, better than women, is reading.

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I have a beer belly.

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I know of a brewer who sells more of his beer to the people who never see his advertising than to the people who see it every week. Bad advertising can unsell a product.

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I like beer/ it makes me a jolly good fellow/ I like beer/ it helps me unwind, and sometimes it makes me feel mellow…

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

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I like my beer cold… my TV loud… and my homosexuals flaming.

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I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

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I recommend..bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

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I work until beer o’clock.

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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

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Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the cost becomes prohibitive.

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If my mother was tied up and held ransom, I might think about making a light beer.

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If only we could fall into a woman’s arms – without falling into her hands.

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If you drink like a fish, don’t drive: swim.

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If you’re unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight of their virtues.

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I’ll have another beer. I’m not driving.

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I’m a beer judge. I do this for fun.

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I’m an old-fashioned guy… I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

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I’m Catholic and I can’t commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

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I’m going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver.