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Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness.
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Meek wifehood is no part of my profession; I am your friend, but never your possession.
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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‘Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.’
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‘Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea!’ And if you were my wife, I would drink it!
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My fond affection thou hast seen, Then judge of my regret To think more happy thou hadst been If we had never met! And has that thought been shared by thee? Ah, no! that smiling cheek Proves more unchanging love for me Than labor’d words could speak.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
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My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
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My toughest fight was with my first wife, and she won every round.
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My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin.
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My wife has a whim of iron
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My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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My wife is very competitive, as the others are. We enjoy that.
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
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My wife once described the garden as being ludicrous, which of course it is. But to me, ludicrous is good.
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My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that’s the truth
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My wife thinks I’m completely mad.
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My wife. But I never laid her on the touchline. [on his lucky charm]
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Nature meant me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit.
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