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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!

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Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.

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Cop says, Have You been drinking tonight. I say, ‘Why is there a fat chick in the back’

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cop: sir, yur been drinking too much. im going to have to take u in for the nite.friend: no, im not drunkcop: yeah, u arefriend: okey, im drunk”.but im not drunk-drunk-drunk, im just drunk

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D.A.M.M-Drunks Against Mad Mothers

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Do you realize you were swerving back there?Sorry officer, my beer was sliding all over the dashboard and I didn’t want it to spill.

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Does anyone know where the saying ‘three sheets to the wind’ come from??

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Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.- Anonymous

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Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.

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Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving’blame the person who invented the wheel!

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Don’t cry over spilled milk’it could have been beer!

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Don’t drink alcohol that bad for us thats all i know

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Don’t drink and drive ‘ accidents cause people!

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Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

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Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.

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Don’t drink and drive’ but then again don’t read and drive.

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Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.

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DONT THINKDONT THINKDONT THINK

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Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.