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Lisa: Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer? Apu: You know, it’s never come up.
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Lots of liquor. Mostly beer and wine.
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Make sure that the beer – four pints a week – goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
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Malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s ways to man.
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Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
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Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work in a brewery.
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May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out.
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May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
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Men are nicotine-soaked, beer-besmirched, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devils.
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Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can’t spell cognac.
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
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No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
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No, sir: There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.
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Now Christmas comes, ’tis fit that we should feast and sing, and merry be: Keep open house, let fidlers play. A fig for cold, sing care away; And may they who thereat repine, On brown bread and on small beer dine.
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Now people come in and they’re very excited about talking about beer and brewing.
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Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
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Now we have a new government, so our motive to produce non-alcoholic beer becomes stronger.
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Now, son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
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‘Oh Christ!’ I scream aloud, taking the name of the Lord in vain to underscore the seriousness of the situation.
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Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy’s piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure… nope, not even close.
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