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Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
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Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
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Have ex-punsters been expunged?
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Have you ever noticed Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.- George Carlin
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Have you seen my Kungfu lately Cause it has gotten totally awesome!- Gerard Way
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He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, You”re the boss.
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He is alive, but only in the sense that he can’t be legally buried.
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He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
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He that waits upon a fortune, is never sure of a dinner. Benjamin Franklin quotes
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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend ‘ provided, of course, that he really is dead.- Voltaire
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He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.- Lao Tsu
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He who runs behind truck is exhausted, he who runs in front of truck is tired.- Anonymous
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He would make a lovely corpse.
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Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
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Heroing is one of the shortest lived professions there is.
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He’s a fool who cannot conceal his wisdom.
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He’s got a photographic mind. Too bad it never developed.- Leopold Fechtner
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Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you’re a black man, then you’re Diana Ross, now you’re Audrey Hepburn.
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Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman – it’s something I only get to do when Billy Crystal’s out of town.
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How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
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