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If you can’t change a girl, change the girl.
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If you cry, I cry’You laugh, I laugh’You jump of a cliff, I’ll really miss you’re emails.
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if you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!
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if you fail to prepare,then prepare to fail
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If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you dont have it. What is it? A secret. Duh!
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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
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If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
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If you weren’t who you are ‘. I’d like you!
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If your life isn’t rich and creamy, you bought the wrong box of chocolates!!
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I’m afraid of my mailman””..he knows where I live!!
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I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
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I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
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I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!
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I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
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I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
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I’m not immature’i just know how to have fun.
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I’m not insecure’ I just don’t care.
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I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then i eat it.
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Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
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Inside me is a thin person screaming to get out ‘ but she has trouble being heard through all the fat.
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