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If it’s about computers… it can wait.
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If it’s true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for?
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If the shoe fits, buy it in every color.
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If time doesn’t wait for u, Don’t Worry! Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life…! ‘Great people great thoughts’.
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If we can put one man on the moon, why can’t we put them all there?
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If you are going to send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is.
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If you are not riding the wave of change you will find yourself beneath it.
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If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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If you can’t fix it with duck tape you have’nt used enough.
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If you die, I’ll kill you.
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If you love somebody, they shouldn’t make you cry, they should be worth crying over.
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If you need space join NASA baby.
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If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in.
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
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If you want breakfast in bed………sleep in the kitchen.
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If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
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I’ll kill you until you die.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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I’m a nobody.. Nobody is perfect.. therefore I’M PERFECT!!!
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Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
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