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She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.
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She would rather be an old man’s darling than a young man’s warling.
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She’d have you spew up what you’ve drunk when you were out.
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Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country.
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So bent on self-sanctifying,– That she never thought of trying To save her poor husband as well.
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Such a wife as I want… must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a little learning will do, well-bread, chaste, and tender. As to religion, a moderate stock will satisfy me. She must believe in God and hate a saint.
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Such indeed is the superior longevity of the fair females of Surinam, compared to that of the males (owing chiefly, as I said, to their excesses of all sorts) that I have frequently known wives who have buried four husbands, but never met a man in this country who had survived two wives.
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Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.
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That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change. [on whether he would date other women whilst married]
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The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other.
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The car, the furniture, the wife, the children – everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is – shopping.
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The first time I ever heard her sing, I got chills. [on wife Jessica Simpson]
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The husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
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The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.
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The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.
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The only comfort of my life Is that I never yet had wife.
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The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he”s asleep
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The philosophy of the common man is an old wife that gives him no pleasure, yet he cannot live without her, and resents any aspersions that strangers may cast on her character.
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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
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The wife was pretty, trifling, childish, weak; She could not think, but would not cease to speak.
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