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61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam.. two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war…drying in the sun.
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A mistake is a Buddhist gift. Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.
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Absurdities are great or small in proportion to custom or insuetude.
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Absurdities die of self-strangulation.
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Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings The animal made by human commitee had pickled pigs’ feet .. the pigs now had no feet .. frog’s legs …the frogs now had no legs chicken’s thighs… the chickens now had no thighs lamb’s ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs turkey’s breasts.. the turkey’s chest was carved sheep’s eyes which watched the devourers calf brains which contained Mad Cow and God sent angels to wipe all violence from the earth from this day forth ? S N Shriver.
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An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.
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At any street corner the feeling of absurdity can strike any man in the face.
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Baby maggots don’t have the same PR firm that baby colts and bunnies have.
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Do not sanction an absurdity.
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funny you should mention that, you see if you understood what I was saying then you might know what I was talking about.
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His philosophy is the cans tied on the back of a shotgun wedding car.
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How can a human being be 2 birds at once? This is not a reference to Robert White of Case Western Univ. who has killed 2 monkeys with 1 knife.. making 2 headed primates, dogs, rats… but to those who are simultaneously chickenhawks and cuckoo birds.. inhabiting stolen White House and Vice President’s mansion nests.
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If you miss the taste of meat.. just take out a veggie burger and whiz on it.
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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
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In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence and loathing seizes him.
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In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world, and their dominion is suspended only for brief periods.
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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
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It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one’s lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.
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Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.
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