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I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.
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I only had one officer Mr. peg.
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I only take a drink on two occasions ‘ when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.- Brendan Behan
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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
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I quit drinking ! Now i freeze it and eat it!
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I realized I was drinking too much,
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I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober
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I should have drunk more Champagne.
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I stopped drinking for a while, Then i woke up
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
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I swear to drink, i didn’t god tonight, ossifer!
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I swear to drunk I’m not god.
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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
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I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinking; so full of valor that they smote the air, for breathing in their faces, beat the ground for kissing of their feet.
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I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.- Frida Kahlo
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I use to think drinking was bad, so i stop thinking
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I used to go out to clubs, and I used to like to drink and I used to like to rumble and get into trouble and stuff.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
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I was sober, but then i woke up
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