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I went to bed drunk and happy, I woke up tired and hurting’.Obviously sleep is a bad thing.
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I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.- Lady Astor
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I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.
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Im not a alcoholic Im a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
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If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair.
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If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine – a friend – or being dry – Or lest we should be by and by – Or any other reason why.
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If drinking and driving is illegal’then why do bars have parking lots?
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If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic. ~Author Unknown
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If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
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If I knew that I was going to this thirsty today I would’ve drunk even more last night.
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If I remember right there are five excuses for drinking: the visit of a guest, present thirst, future thirst, the goodness of the wine, and any other excuse you choose!
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If merely feeling good could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
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If merely ‘feeling good’ could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue
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If the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i’d swim to the bottom and never come up.but the ocean’s not vodka and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
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if vodka was drama in our school we would all be wasted =]
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If water is the universal solvent, then beer is the universal solution!
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If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class.
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If you can still read the label,You need another.If you can’t read the label,You need another anyway
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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
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