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If you drink, don”t drive. Don”t even putt.
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If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.- Robert Louis Stevenson
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If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
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If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock, Or some joker who is slicker’s going to trick you of your liquor; Though you snicker you’ll feel sicker from the shock. Be a piker though your clubmates mock and bicker, For like brokers round a ticker they will flock To your locker full of liquor, and your stock will vanish quicker, If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
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If you want to say the truth and you can’t, DRINK and SAY IT ALL!
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If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine. ~Author Unknown
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If your beer hits the floorsend your girl out the door.
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If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
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If your glass is half empty, fill it.
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I’m glad I’m an alcoholic. Oh yes, I wouldn’t have missed it for the world. Obviously, I’m sorry for the hurt I caused people … but being an alcoholic was an amazing and powerful experience. There were some days when I’d drink a bottle of tequila and I didn’t care if I died. I was so washed up, so empty and feeling emotionally bankrupt. I used to love tequila.
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I’m gonna get drunk and let my car drive me home!
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I’m in no condition to drive’wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!- Homer J. Simpson
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im not an alcoholic”i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!
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I’m not an alcoholic’I’m a narcotics enthusiast!!!
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IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC’ITS JUST CALLED BEING FUN
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Im not as think as u drunk i am
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I’m not so think as you drunk I am.
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Im on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.
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I’m on whisky diet’. I’ve lost three days allready!
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I’m only here for one’ better make it a pitcher.
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