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Porter: Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things. Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
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Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
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Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.- NF Simpson
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Rehab is for quiters
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Remember, you don’t live any longer, it only seems like it.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Remember: I before E, except in Budweiser.
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Remember: ‘I’ before ‘E,’ except in Budweiser. ~Author Unknown
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Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
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Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
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Save Water ,, Drink Vodka
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save water,drink beer!
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Save Water’Drink Beer
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Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
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She only drinks when she’s awake and then only on those days that end in Y. I’ve never seen her drunk enough to fall off the floor. Where’s the problem here?
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Shots are the fast track to the alcohol industry.
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So I decided to cut down,
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So let us all drink and go to heaven ”’..
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So, at last we walk away from the racket and uproar of Bacchus, when Death calls out: neighbour, come! now your hourglass is filled up. Old man, put away your crutch, and you, young man, obey my law: take the arm of the prettiest nymph that smiles at you. Do you feel that the grave is too deep? Well, then get yourself a drink, then have another, have a second, have a third, and you will die more content.
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