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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.
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some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, i just wonder who the hell is drinking my BEER!!!!!!!!!
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch…
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Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
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Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
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Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream’
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Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer ‘ it will just SEEM longer !
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Take counsel in wine, but resolve afterwards in water.
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take me drunk im home !
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take me drunk, i am home!!
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Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
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taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
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Teetotaler, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
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Tequila’ making ugly men look good since the 16th century.
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The alcohol impacts the developmental process.
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The alcohol will be less likely to go to your head and weaken your resolve.
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The awe with which man has regarded this natural process finds spontaneous expression in the fact that the animating essence produced by fermentation is identified in language with the essence of human life, both being designated by the term ‘spirit.’
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The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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The best kind of alcohol is the kind that makes you forget.
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