Comprehensive collection of Alcohol Quotes. The compilation includes some good quality text submitted by users. Browse through our nice repository of Alcohol Quotes with latest and new quotes being added quite often. You will find unique quotes and sayings which you can rate and review. Explore best and rare collection of Alcohol Quotes here, select any text from the wide range and share or send using mobile. Apart from general Alcohol Quotes, the collection also includes some popular Alcohol Quotes. You can help us to enrich this collection of Alcohol Quotes by sending and submitting more messages from your collection to us and by providing nice ideas. This is Part – 27 of Alcohol Quotes.
When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Ireland.- J. P. Donleavy
~~~~~~~
When I drink’ I feel like I’m a KING of the biggest KINGS in the world!
~~~~~~~
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
~~~~~~~
When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous, I was at last able to leave Piss-Artists Notorious.
~~~~~~~
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn’t know how to play them when I was drunk.
~~~~~~~
When life hands u lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!
~~~~~~~
When money’s tight and hard to get And your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.- Flann O’Brien
~~~~~~~
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
~~~~~~~
When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
~~~~~~~
When the wine is in, the wit is out.- Thomas Becon
~~~~~~~
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
~~~~~~~
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
~~~~~~~
Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!
~~~~~~~
where there’s a wine, there’s a way!
~~~~~~~
Where there’s rum, there’s a way’.
~~~~~~~
Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.
~~~~~~~
Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over.
~~~~~~~
Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
~~~~~~~
Whisky or wine? I really don’t even care if that ryhmes, but since I’m on a role give me a shot of both.
~~~~~~~
Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?
Leave a Reply