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Why don”t you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?
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Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
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Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.
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Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise.
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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
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Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.
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Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad.- Ecclesiasticus
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Wine is bottled poetry.- Robert Louis Stevenson
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Wine is light held together by moisture.
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With this budget, we’re not going to have enough for cigarettes or alcohol.
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
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Wonka (Gene Wilder): Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!
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You actually are in alcohol withdrawal during a hangover.
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You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,I ask ‘Are you gonna finish that beer?’
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You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
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You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
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You don’t quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you’re on the floor.
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You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see.
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You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.
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