Famous Bumper Stickers Quotes Part – 12

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I’d love to trade caller I.D. for ‘Caller I.Q.’

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I’d rather be a failure at something i love, than a success at something i hate.

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I’d rather be fishing!

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Idiots surround me!

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If a women changed her sex, what would her religion be? She would be a he-then.

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If all else fails, throw up.

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If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

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If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

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If At First You Don’t Succeed … Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving ain’t for you.

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If Clinton is the answer, what was the question?

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If everything is coming your way, then you’re in the wrong lane.

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If God had intended man to watch TV, he would have given him rabbit ears.

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If God intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.

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If God intended us to be vegetarians, why did he make animals out of meat?

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If I can’t fix it, it ain’t broken.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

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If It Ain’t Broken… Fix It ‘Til It Is

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If it doesn’t fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.

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If it is a man made world, why can’t we remake it?


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