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If you can read this… I’ve lost my trailer!
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If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
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If you can’t be good, be careful. If you can’t be careful, give me a call.
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If you can’t be weird, why be?
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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If you can’t go first class, charge it.
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If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
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iF YOU CAN’T TAKE A JOKE TAKE A HIKE!
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If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
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If you don’t like my attitude, stop looking at my stickers!
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If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
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If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People.
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If you feel attacked by feminism, it’s probably a counter attack.
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If you get any closer I’ll fart!
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If you mess with a thing long enough, it’ll break.
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If you smoke after s e x you’re doing it too fast.
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If You Think Im A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother
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If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you are doing it the WRONG WAY!!
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If you think the car is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!
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