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Looking to God for answers is premature.
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Low riders are for little boys who can’t get it up.
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Madness takes it’s toll, please have exact change.
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Millions of years ago, man climbed out of the slime. You want to join the party?
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Monday is an awful was to spend 1/7 of your life.
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Mother Nature is a bitch.
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Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.
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My karma ran over my dogma.
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My kid had sex with your honor student.
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My rules apply only to other people, not myself.
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Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.
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Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, ‘Just who do you think you are?’
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Never give a sucker an even break; take everything you can from him.
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Never go into a hug off balance.
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Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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Never open a book before 4 p.m. Sunday. (Rule of Weekend Studying)
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Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. I’m prepared for all emergencies. But I’m totally unprepared for everyday life.
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Never trust a nun with a gun.
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New with a K in front is a Canoe.
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