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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
Author: Andy Rooney
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In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
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Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
Author: Beth McCollister
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As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.
Author: Chauncey M. Depew
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People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that’s the problem.
Author: Chris Adams
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One should eat to live, not live to eat.
Author: Cicero, Rhetoricorum LV
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Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
Author: Dan Bennett
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Author: Dave Barry
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Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, ‘You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.’
Author: Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50
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If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.
Author: Dawn French
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Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.
Author: Don Kardong
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It’s not women’s fault that diets don’t work. It’s not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this – in Her great wisdom.
Author: Dr. Wayne Callaway
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I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Author: Ed Bluestone
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If food is your best friend, it’s also your worst enemy.
Author: Edward ‘Grandpa’ Jones, 1978
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If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.
Author: Elmer Rice
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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
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All people are made alike – of bones and flesh and dinner – Only the dinners are different.
Author: Gertrude Louise Cheney
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If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.
Author: H.S. Leigh
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History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today.
Author: Harold MacMillan
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My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like – just don’t swallow it.
Author: Harry Secombe
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