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Dyspepsia is the remorse of a guilty stomach.
Author: A. Kerr
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We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
Author: Alfred E. Newman
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?
Author: Annita Manning
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Did you ever stop to taste a carrot? Not just eat it, but taste it? You can’t taste the beauty and energy of the earth in a Twinkie.
Author: Astrid Alauda
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Proust had his madeleines; I am devastated by the scent of yeast bread rising.
Author: Bert Greene
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And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven’t yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food?
Author: Bill Bryson
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As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Author: Buddy Hackett
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Author: Calvin Trillin
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Cutting stalks at noontime. Perspiration drips to the earth. Know you that your bowl of rice each grain from hardship comes?
Author: Chang Chan-Pao
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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
Author: Channing Pollock
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The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor.
Author: Chinese Proverb
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Chowder breathes reassurance. It steams consolation.
Author: Clementine Paddleford
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The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.
Author: Confucius
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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
Author: Diogenes the Cynic
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Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialistic, otherworldly, New Age spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime.
Author: Edward Abbey
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It is, in my view, the duty of an apple to be crisp and crunchable, but a pear should have such a texture as leads to silent consumption.
Author: Edward Bunyard
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Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.
Author: Elizabeth Berry
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No, I don’t take soup. You can’t build a meal on a lake.
Author: Elsie de Wolfe (Lady Mendl)
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After dinner sit a while, and after supper walk a mile.
Author: English Saying
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