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[I]nstead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey[.] – From The Importance of Living (1937)
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A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say ‘I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
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All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
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I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it’s a short journey. I will go out of this world black, naked and ugly. So I enjoy life.
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In the game of life, it’s a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
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It’s possible, you can never know, that the universe exists only for me. If so, it’s sure going well for me, I must admit.
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Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.
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Life is painful, nasty and short… in my case it has only been painful and nasty.
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No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.
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Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.
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There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
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You know, it’s a long world.
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