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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
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A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man!
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A wife’s view point! ‘What’s ‘hers is hers’! And ‘What’s yours is hers also’!
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African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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Husbands? Just two words: ‘Yes, dear.’
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I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years- Anonymous
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I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
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I fell in love at first sight I should have looked twice.
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars’. but there wouldn’t be any peace either!
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.- Anonymous
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Life before marriage is sweet but after the honeymoon it slowly getting bitter’ as time goes by.’
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Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
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Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!
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Marriage changes Everything!”..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!
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Marriage is a place where two people have to live together for the rest of their lives’or at least until they get divorced!
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Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.
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Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.’
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