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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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I married beneath me. All women do.
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I may be dumb, but I”m not stupid.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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I never know what I think about something until I read what I’ve written on it.
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I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn’t explain away afterwards.
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I never said most of the things I said.
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I never thrust my nose into other men’s porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine: Every man for himself and God for us all. Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra quotes
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I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.
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I rant, therefore I am.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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I rob banks because that’s where the money is.
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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
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I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and I was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they’re crouching and hidden.
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I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.- George Best
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I tell you what, if the Cameroons get a goal back here they’re literally gonna catch on fire.
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I think fooseball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.- Mitch Hedberg
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