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I wish that dear Karl could have spent more time acquiring capital instead of merely writing about it.
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible…and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. Victor Borge quotes
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
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I would stop dating in high school just to be your friend forever.
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I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
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Ive got problem for your solution.- Anonymous
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I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
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I’d never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
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If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
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If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
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If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
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If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
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If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn’t an exterminator be the opposite?
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If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
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If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
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If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The ‘Ode on a Grecian Urn’ is worth any number of old ladies.
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If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
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If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
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If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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