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I’m glad I’m not bisexual; I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women.
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I’m going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I’m going to Lourdes.- Woody Allen
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I’m kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
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I’m like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
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I’m living on a one-way dead end street. I don’t know how I got there.
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I’m not a paranoid derranged millionaire. Goddamit, I’m a billionaire.
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I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president.
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I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.
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I’m the master of low expectations.- George Washington
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I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.- Woody Allen
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I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.- Oscar Wilde
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.
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In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn’t work very well.- Len Deighton
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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen quotes
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