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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Insanity in individuals is something rare — but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.
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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. Drew Carey quotes
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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.- Al Bundy
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought — particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. Woody Allen quotes
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Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
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Is it because of that song?
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Is it possible to be totally partial?
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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Is the fear of flying groundless?
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Is the opposite of ‘out of whack’ ‘in whack’
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Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
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Is there a Dr. Salt?
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Isn’t hot water already hot?
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Isn’t it kind of ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag?
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Isn’t your pants’ zipper supposed to be in the front?
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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