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It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesnt take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.- Anonymous
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It was a mixed marriage. I’m human, he was a Klingon.
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t.
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It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.- Barry Switzer
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It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.- William Thomas
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It’s better to give than to lend and it costs about the same.
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It’s easy being a humorist when you’ve got the whole government working for you.
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It”s easy to sit there and say you”d like to have more money. And I guess that”s what I like about it. It”s easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
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It’s funny to me that I have to prove to the banks that I’M honest.- Scott Adams
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It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.- Mae West
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It”s not that I”m afraid to die. I just don”t want to be there when it happens.
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It’s relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I’m an idiot.- Warren Thomas
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I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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I’ve been in the Bible every day since I’ve been the president.- George W. Bush
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I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor: Rich is better.
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Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.- Benny Hill
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Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
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Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.- Anonymous
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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
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