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Life is just one damned thing after another.- Erbert Hubbard
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Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.- Dan Castellaneta
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Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come. Matt Groening quotes
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Love is the answer, but while you”re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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Make crime pay – become a lawyer.
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Making a speech on economics is a bit like pissing down your leg. It seems hot to you but never to anyone else.
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.’ Woody Allen
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Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.- Anonymous
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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.- Dan Castellaneta
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Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
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Me fail english Thats unpossible.- Matt Groening
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Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
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Mission criticality does not imply criticality of mission.- John Alejandro King
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
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Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three.
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Money can”t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Money doesn”t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. — Arnold Schwarzenegger # Money won”t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.
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More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
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