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Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.- Tom Wilson
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Most fools think they are only ignorant.
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Most of the time I don”t have much fun. The rest of the time I don”t have any fun at all.
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Most of us are about as happy as we make our minds up to be.’ Abraham Lincoln
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Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young.- Anonymous
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas…I told my roommate and he said ‘Do I know you?’
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too.- Peter De Vries
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My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail.- Steve Buscemi
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My folks first met on the subway trying to pick each others pockets.
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My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.
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My inner child is not wounded.
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’ Paula Poundstone quotes
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My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.- Anonymous
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My parents used to take me to Lewis’ department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.
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My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.- Woody Allen
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My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him …. If you don’t mind I’d like a second opinion. He said …. Alright…. you’re ugly too!
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