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People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.’ Dale Carnegie
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
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Poor Michael Jackson and these sex allegations. As if it’s not bad enough him being a Jehova’s Witness, they’re accusing him of behaving like a catholic priest!
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Publication is a self-invasion of privacy.
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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
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Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don’t you? Ben Hogan quotes
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Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering.
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Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he’d lie just to keep his hand in.
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Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.- Anonymous
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.- Mark Twain
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Save the Trees?…Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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Scholes and Van Nistelrooy drugged the last two defenders.
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams quotes
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Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter.
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Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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Shouldn’t it be called a ‘near hit’?
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Shouldn’t it be some things in moderation?
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Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for ‘monosyllabic’?
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