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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
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Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.
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Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.’ Anonymous
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Vice knows she’s ugly, so puts on her mask.
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Wagner”s music is better than it sounds.
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We absolutely annihilated England. It was a massacre.
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We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
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We can’t all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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We expect the Salvadorean officials to work towards the extremination of human rights.
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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison ‘ if it wasn’t for him, we’d be watching television by candlelight.- Milton Berle
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We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
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We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.
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Well, Clive, it’s all about the two M’s – movement and positioning.
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We’ve just marked our tenth wedding aniversary on the calendar and threw darts at it.
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out.
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What came first the chicken or the egg?
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What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
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