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What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
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What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
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What’s the opposite of opposite?
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What”s the use of happiness? It can”t buy you money.
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When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.- Edward Abbey
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When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.- George Bernard Shaw
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When all else fails, stop using ‘all else’.- Anonymous
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When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt?
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.- Mae West
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Anonymous quotes
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When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.- Gracie Allen
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When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.
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When people lose weight, where does it go?
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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
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When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
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