Famous Funny Quotes Part – 39

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Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a ‘near miss’?

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Why is it when your almost dead your on deaths doorstep, but when your actually dead your not in deaths house?

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Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

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Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

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Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

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Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?

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Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

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Why is the alphabet in that order?

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Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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Why is the word ‘abbreviate’ so long?

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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

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Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

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Why isn’t ‘palindrome’ spelled the same way backwards?

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Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. Roseanne quotes

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal quotes