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Why are the obituaries found in the ‘living’ section of the newspaper?
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Why are there black lines on a basketball?
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Why are there dents in a golf ball?
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Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?
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Why are things typed up but written down?
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Why are women and men’s shoe sizes different?
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Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
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Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are?
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