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Why do they call it ‘head over heels in love’ If our head is always over our heels?
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Why do they call it ‘morning sickness’ in the middle of the afternoon?
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Why do they call it your ‘bottom’, when it’s really in the middle of your body?
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Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a ‘time’ clock?
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Why do they call the small candy bars the ‘fun sizes’?
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Why do they call them ‘Animal Crackers’ when there not even crackers…they’re cookies?
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Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?
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Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?
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Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
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Why do we feel blue?
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Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling before we can put pasta into the water?
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Why do we say ‘bye bye’ but not ‘hi hi’?
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Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America’s problems?
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Why do we tie shoes to the back of a car for newly weds?
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Why do we wash behind our ears?
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Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?
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Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you’re standing in the doorway?
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Why do you go
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