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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
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A womans mind is cleaner than a mans Thats because she changes it more often.- Anonymous
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Avoid girls save fuel
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Avoid hangovers stay drunk.- Anonymous
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Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
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Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
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Don’t ask a woman’s her age, it is the same as if you were asking a man’s weight.
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From 40 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 40 feet away.
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Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time’they’re gone.
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Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.
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I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.
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I hope life isnt a joke, because I dont get it.- Anonymous
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I like my whiskey old and my women young.- Anonymous
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I love women. They’re the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that’s fine.
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I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.- Anonymous
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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
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I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
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If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
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If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, its probably because no one has chosen her.
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