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You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.
Author: Albert Einstein
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The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable than, say, trying to raise a child in this lunatic society of ours.
Author: Arthur S. Reber, The New Gambler’s Bible
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Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in something or other.
Author: Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, 1823
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A number of moralists condemn lotteries and refuse to see anything noble in the passion of the ordinary gambler. They judge gambling as some atheists judge religion, by its excesses.
Author: Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, 1832
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If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.
Author: Chinese Proverb
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One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.
Author: Dan Bennett
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A race track is a place where windows clean people.
Author: Danny Thomas
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The subject of gambling is all encompassing. It combines man’s natural play instinct with his desire to know about his fate and his future.
Author: Franz Rosenthal, Gambling in Islam, 1975
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For most men (till by losing rendered sager) Will back their own opinions by a wager.
Author: George Gordon, Lord Byron, ‘Beppo’
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Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Author: Gloria Steinem
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I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn’t come in until half-past five.
Author: Henny Youngman
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The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil.
Author: Heywood Broun
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There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
Author: Jack Yelton
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In most betting shops you will see three windows marked ‘Bet Here,’ but only one window with the legend ‘Pay Out.’
Author: Jeffrey Bernard
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I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.
Author: Joe E. Lewis
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Author: Kin Hubbard
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A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.
Author: Mark Twain
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Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.
Author: Mark Twain
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The house doesn’t beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself.
Author: Nick Dandalos
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By gaming we lose both our time and treasure – two things most precious to the life of man.
Author: Owen Felltham
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