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She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.
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Something special happens when people laugh together over something genuinely funny, and not hurtful to anyone. It’s like a magic rain that showers down feelings of comfort, safety and belonging to a group.
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Sometimes a rose is destined to love a thorn.
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Sometimes love is like a U-Haul… you move on.
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Sport, that wrinkled Care derides, and Laughter, holding both his sides.
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Stupid people, who do not know how to laugh, are always pompous and self-conceited; that is, ungentle, uncharitable, unchristian.
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Sudden glory is the passion which makes those grimaces called laughter.
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Sure there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the only one who swallowed my worm.
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Sweet little angels come from up above. Princesses come from fairy tales of love. Perfect little sweeties just like me always come from Tennessee.
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Symptom : Bar moving. Fault: You are being carried out. Solution : Find out if you are being taken to another bar. If not complain loudly that you are being hi-jacked.
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Symptom : Everything has gone dim. Fault : The pub is closing. Solution : PANIC!!
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Symptom : Feet cold and wet. Fault : Glass being held at incorrect angle. Solution : Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.
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Ten minutes of genuine belly laughter had an anesthetic effect and would give me at least two hours of pain-free sleep.
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That laughter costs too much, which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency.
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The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in your cheeks and in your soul.
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The best way to start the day is with laughter, the best way to end it is with more laughter.
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The brain of this foolish compounded clay-man is not able to invent anything that intends to laughter more that I invent or is invented on me.
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The burden of the self is lightened with I laugh at myself.
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The church has been brought into the same value system as the world: fame, success, materialism and celebrity. We watch the leading churches and the leading Christians for our cues. We want to emulate the best known preachers with the biggest sanctuaries and the grandest edifices. Preoccupation with these values has perverted the church’s message.
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The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
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