Famous Marriage Quotes Part – 15

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Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.

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Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

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Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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Men? Sure, I’ve known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I’ve always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you’ve got to keep working at it. So until I can give the prope Mae West quotes

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Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.

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Money often costs too much.- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

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Most marriages don’t add two people together, They subtract one from the other.

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Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.

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Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law”s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

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My fiancee and I are having a little disagreement. What I want is a big church wedding with bridesmaids and flowers and a no expense spared reception; and what he wants is to break off our engagement.-

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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn”t.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight’ may be I should have taken a second look.- Anonymous

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My husband and I have never considered divorce’ murder sometimes, but never divorce.- Joyce Brothers

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My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I”d hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.

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My true-love hath my heart, and I have his, By just exchange, one for the other given: I hold his dear, and mine he cannot miss, There never was a better bargain driven.

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My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind –intimacy, physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect.

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My wife and I lived all alone, contention was our only bone. I fought with her, she fought with me, and things went on right merrily. But now I live here by myself with hardly a damn thing on the shelf, and pass my days with little cheer since I have parted from my dear.


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