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My wife tells me she doesn”t care what I do when I”m away, as long as I”m not enjoying it.
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Nature admits of no permanence in the relation between man and woman. It is only man’s egoism that wants to keep woman like some buried treasure. All endeavors to introduce permanence in love, the most changeable thing in this changeable human existence, have gone shipwreck in spite of religious ceremonies, vows, and legalities.
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Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to.
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Needles and pins, needles and pins, When a man marries his trouble begins.
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NEVER MARRY ANYONE YOU COULD NOT SIT NEXT TO DURING A THREE-DAY BUS
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Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
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No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or when lapdogs breathe their last.
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No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse.
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
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No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
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Oh, it is sure as it is sad That any lad is every lad, And what’s a girl, to dare implore Her dear be hers forevermore? Though he be tried and he be bold, And swearing death should he be cold, He’ll run the path the others went…. But you, my sweet, are different.
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On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
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On the whole, the great success of marriage in the States is due partly to the fact that no American man is ever idle, and partly to the fact that no American wife is considered responsible for the quality of her husband’s dinners.
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Once you are married, there is nothing for you, not even suicide, but to be good.
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One fool at least in every married couple.
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One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
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One man”s folly is another man”s wife.
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One of society’s biggest problems today is that we’ve allowed relationships to be accepted as impermanent, particularly marriage.
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One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
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