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Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
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Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.
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Who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor with the Lord.
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Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don”t? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?- Carrie P. Snow
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Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.
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Wives are people who think it’s against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.
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Wives are young men’s mistresses; companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.
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Wives are young men”s mistresses; companions for middle age; and old men”s nurses.
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Women hope men will change after marriage but they don”t; men hope women won”t change but they do.
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Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
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You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ”cause she”ll want to have videos of the wedding.
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You, that are going to be married, think things can never be done too fast: but we that are old, and know what we are about, must elope methodically, madam.
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You’ll repent if you marry, and repent if you don’t.
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Your marriage moves toward a state of isolation. Unless you lovingly and energetically nurture your marriage, you will begin to drift away from your mate.
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