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Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Author: Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza, 1936
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Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they’ve got nothing to worry about.
Author: Beverly Mickins
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There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Author: Billy Joel
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Author: Bob Hope
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Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
Author: Butch Hancock
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Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
Author: Charles Bukowski, Notes on a Dirty Old Man
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Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual freedom which the young assert – unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on – are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the stigma and mystification that surround venereal disease.
Author: Colin Ward, Anarchy in Action
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Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it.
Author: D.H. Lawrence
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The tragedy is when you’ve got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.
Author: D.H. Lawrence
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Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show.
Author: David Cort
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To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
Author: Don Schrader
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My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife.
Author: Edwina Currie, quoted in The Observer, 15 February 1987
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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.
Author: Elizabeth Taylor
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My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
Author: Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975
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How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches.
Author: Flash Rosenberg
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Now, if groups like Moral Majority have their way, there won’t be any sex education at school, and our kids will be the dumbest in the world when it comes to sex…. But our parents are sexually retarded too…. Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow…. Only in the U.S. do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf.
Author: Floyd Martinson
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When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Author: Frederike Ryder
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Isn’t it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?
Author: From the television show The Golden Girls
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Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime.
Author: George Bernard Shaw, Everybody’s Political What’s What, 1944
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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Author: George Burns
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