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She’s like this perfection, this utter purity that’s uncorrupted by anything. And if somebody were to f**k with my child, I would not hesitate to kill them.
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Smart kid I got. The other day I told him about the birds and the bees. He told me about my wife and the butcher.
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So I whipped it off [on a boob tube during a sex scene]
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Society’s double behavioral standard for women and for men is, in fact, a more effective deterrent than economic discrimination because it is more insidious, less tangible. Economic disadvantages involve ascertainable amounts, but the very nature of societal value judgments makes them harder to define, their effects harder to relate.
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Some sport which he alone does find / And Thinks a secret to all humane kind.
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Something about being projected on a 70 foot screen makes you more attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, which is pretty scary.
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Strong women leave big hickies
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Tell him I”ve been too fucking busy – or vice versa.
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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
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The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God’s joke on humanity. It is man’s last desperate stand at superintendency.
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The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people and don’t come in clearly enough.
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The drive to propagate our race has also propagated a lot of other things.
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The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn’t identify the formation.
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The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.’ Alfred Lord Tennyson
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The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports.
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The last time I was in a woman I was visiting the Statue of Liberty.
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The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman’s construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other sex sexually, at any time of life. During twentythree days in every month (in the absence of pregnancy) from the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick is to receive the candle. Competent every day, competent every night. Also, she wants that candle — yearns for it, longs for it, hankers after it, as commanded by the law of God in her heart.
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The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage.
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The magic of sex is that it’s acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, there’s never a storage problem.
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