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– Sir do you know where to find the hospital? ‘ No.- Ok let me tell you’ you will go left’ then’.
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**when life gives you lemons.. squirt it in your enemies eyes!!***
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‘..and that one day a girl called me n said, ‘come fast there is nobody at my home’.”’.i went there n there was NOBODY at her home”!!!
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..let them do it’
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>:( i am so stupid, i laugh at myself sometimes
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1f u c4n r34d 7h15, u r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d
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A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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a man went to a wise man and asked him a question. the wise man said, ‘idk, ask a girl’!!!! hhahaha!
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A man went to the wise man at the mountain and asked him,’ Whats the piont of life?’ and the wise old man said’ I don’t know ask a girl.’
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A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
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All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
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Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
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Alweys yoos corekt spailings’
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An Idea can change your life’.but a girl can change that idea.
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and now I’m completely stoned
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Any one can watch a monkey dance, But can you dance like the monkey.
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Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
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Be a nerd ‘ no one can kill what already has no life.
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Be nice to nerds, because you may end up working for one!
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