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Phone ringing; If that’s for me don’t answer it.
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POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN’Police have nothing to go on
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practice makes perect but then nobody is perfect so wats the point of practicing?
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QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!
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rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht i wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it
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Rule #1 I’m always rightRule #2 If i’m wrong please look at rule #1
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save paper don’t do home work
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save the planet its the only one with beer
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save water and shower together
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School is a jail, the cells are the classes, teachers are the security guard and WE ARE THE PRISONERS!
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Selfishness: Lack of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Sex without love is like food without taste
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Sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll,Speed, weed && birth control,Life’s a b***h and then we die,So f**k the world and lets get high =] x
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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver, blue, purple, orange and all those other colors now.
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sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
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Smile and the whole world will smile with you!
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Smile and the world smiles with you.Laugh and they’ll think your on drugs.
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Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!
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Smile’.It confuses peple..!!
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so i ran into my ex the other day’then i put it in reverse and hit him again
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